Op de muur in de private room staan tegenwoordig letters. Ik kreeg in een brief te horen of ik de tekst op mijn site kon zetten. Daar deze nooit volledig in beeld is. Amen.
How to be a millionaire?
Shower in champagne (and shit)
Wax your boat (and silicon boobies)
GIve to charity (and King Jaap)
But no to much (wellus!!)
Water your moneytree everyday (and water dry beds)
Love Viktor - Rolf (& Jaap)
Buy an island (with groupies)
Shop with Paris and Victoria (and show bodystocking to the Godfather)
Ask Jan des Bouvries to restyle your house (and do not pay the bill)
Throw a botoxparty with Donatella (and the ugly bitch from the Idols jury)
Meditate with Madonna (and orally dominate her)
Drive a different sportscar every day (and crash like James Dean)
Never wear the same shirt twice (exepct when you are a Rans-Jaap)
Pretend you love your homies (and kill them)
